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2 satirical articles about nhra on Hambry. Updated live.
NHRA Declares Runner-up 'Co-Victor' in Historic 1,000Th Linear Speed Contest
The Sport's Governing Body Redefined Success After a Driver Finished Second in an Event Celebrating Merely Existing for a Thousand Runs.
Drag Race Officials Declare Weekend a Triumph for Hydrocarbon Combustion.
Organizers Confirmed the Annual Pomona Event Successfully Incinerated Several Thousand Gallons of Highly Refined Nitromethane.
