The News, Remastered
2 satirical articles about media exaggeration on Hambry. Updated live.
Station Executives Confirm the New Protocol Aims to Prepare Citizens for the Unpredictable Existence of Atmospheric Conditions.
The Station Assures Residents That While Minor Dampness Is Possible, the Real Danger Is Missing Any of Their 24/7 "Critical Updates."
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