#eric swalwell
Aggregates satirical news and humor articles about U.S. Congressman Eric Swalwell. Explore political parody and comedy on the politician
Democrats ask Swalwell to resign from all current and future offices
Party officials issue an unprecedented blanket request, citing a need to "optimize electoral efficiency" across the entire political landscape.
I Am Eric Swalwell's Ambition and I'm Absolutely Livid.
An inside Look at the Brutal Reality of Being an Insatiable Drive, Only to Be Unceremoniously Deflated By... Well, You Know.
Swalwell Campaign Suspended After Polling Indicates Voters Actually Disapprove of Alleged Misconduct
Internal Data Revealed a Critical Shift in Public Tolerance Thresholds for Political Scandal.
Congressman Resigns to Pursue 'Passion Projects' Requiring Less Public Oversight
Move Allows Former Representative to Focus on 'Reputation Management' and 'Strategic Non-Disclosure Agreements.'
Swalwell Heroically Steps down to Focus on Allegations He Denies
The Former Gubernatorial Hopeful Will Now Dedicate His Full Attention to the "Challenging yet Ultimately Rewarding Process" of Personal Brand Fortification.
Swalwell Pledges 'Full Cooperation' with His Continued Political Career
The California Democrat Announced His Dedication to the Legislative Process, Which He Clarified Includes His Personal Presence within It.
Swalwell's Endorsers Retract Support After Discovering Character Is a Factor
Fellow Democrats Reportedly Stunned to Learn Campaign Viability Can Be Impacted by Candidate's Personal Conduct.
