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2 satirical articles about dallas animal services on Hambry. Updated live.
Citing unforeseen pet fecundity, city officials deputize residents to house backlog of furry responsibilities.
Officials Suggest Canine Residents Explore Mindfulness Techniques and 'Find Their Own Forever Homes' outside of City Facilities.
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