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Liverpool Advised to Scrap 'Legend' Status, Embrace 'Planned Obsolescence' Model
Experts Recommend Treating Player Careers Like Consumer Electronics, Prioritizing Peak Short-Term Value Over Sentimental Clutter.
May 31, 2026
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