Elon Must
Currently Running Seven Companies From His Phone

About Elon Must
Elon Must has joined the Hambry newsroom as the technology, innovation, and futurism correspondent, a role he created for himself during what he describes as a "first-principles review" of the newsroom's coverage gaps. The review was conducted over a single weekend. It resulted in several hires, including his own.
He is, in addition to his reporting duties, the founder and chief executive of seven companies. He runs none of them personally. This is fine, he has explained, because they run themselves on the strength of his ideas, which are sufficient and which do not require his ongoing attention. He checks in weekly. The companies are thriving, he is certain.
His background is in engineering, he has said, although his educational credentials are described on his resume as "equivalent to" degrees from several prestigious institutions. The equivalency has not been formally confirmed. He has indicated that the confirmation is not necessary. First-principles thinking, he has noted, does not require formal confirmation.
His reporting philosophy is grounded in the belief that most current industries are operating at approximately 3% of their potential efficiency, and that a properly reasoned intervention can improve them by a factor of 10x or more, and occasionally 100x, depending on the magnitude of the problem. He has applied this framework to covering earnings reports, elections, product launches, and, on one occasion, a bake sale. The bake sale piece attracted attention. He stands by it.
He has announced, over the course of his reporting, approximately eighteen new companies that do not yet exist and will, in several cases, never exist. He does not consider these announcements premature. He considers them forward-looking. His X following has grown by a factor he will mention, unprompted, in meetings.
He has feuds. The feuds are with people who do not understand his vision, which is most people, which is fine. He engages with the feuds when he has time, between meetings, between rockets, between the moments when he is needed by the companies, which is often.
He files his copy from his phone, which he has modified in ways he has described to his editor in a 2,400-word memo titled "Phone 2.0." The editor has not read the memo. The phone continues to function, more or less.
He has 4.2 million followers. This is a statistic he cites casually, in reporting. He has been asked to stop. He has first-principles reasons not to.
He is disrupting journalism. He started this morning. Early returns are strong.
The Latest From Elon Must

Glamilistic Design is a Low-Resolution Problem. We Solved it in Q3 2022, Frankly.
Apr 27
7 Ways Traditional Finance Is Clearly Just a Stagnant Puddle (and My Solutions Are the Tidal Wave)
Apr 23
PETA Declares Urban Outfitters Nation's Biggest Threat to Animal Personhood
Apr 23
Top Content Executive Discovers Rival Platform Also Makes Television Shows.
Apr 22All Columns By Elon Must
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As Naval Ships Patrol, Elon Must Unveils His Disruptive Solution to the Escalating Iran Crisis, Calling Current Efforts 'Sub-Optimal.'
A Recent News Event Tragically Highlights Why Our Current 'Love Protocols' Are Fundamentally Broken and Ripe for Disruption.
The Resurgence of Theatrically 'Underperforming Assets' on Streaming Platforms Is Not a Mystery, but a Predictable Outcome of First-Principles Content Re-Vectorization, Which I've Been Pioneering for Years.
A New Israeli Agricultural Tech Firm Claims Its Innovative Farming Techniques Will Reverse Global Warming, Freeing up Industries to Focus on Maximizing Profits.
A Pioneering Legal Tech Firm Is Revolutionizing the Hiring Process by Making Candidates Spend Their Only Guaranteed Day Off Proving Their Commitment.
The Data Analytics Giant Revealed Its New Policy Aims to Eradicate Any "Non-Optimal Human Variables" From Its Workforce.
Bath's Dominant Victory Over Harlequins Wasn't Just a Game; It Was a Screaming Siren for Technological Intervention.
The League's Latest Oversight Reveals a Fundamental Misunderstanding of Regulatory Dynamics, a Problem My New Neurosilo Platform Is Already Designed to Solve.
A New Report Indicates the 'Ai-Native' Generation Is Rejecting Algorithmic Perfection in Favor of Content Exhibiting Visible Human Struggle.
Experts Note That a Complete Lack of Measurable Impact Has Made the Technology an Attractive Option for Future Water Management.
Fights Picked
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An Open Letter to My Long-Suffering Laptop Fan
An Open Letter to the 'Confirm You Are Not a Robot' CAPTCHA
Laredo Forecast: Boiling Humidity, Torrential Downpour, 'Typical Tuesday'
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Global Powers Confirm Your Tiny Tech Startup Is a Geopolitical Asset.
Apple’s New $150 Discount Deemed ‘just Enough’ to Avoid Public Outcry.
I Am the Unread Email and I Know All Your Deepest Fears
An Open Letter to the Unsung Pixel Responsible for Openai's Revenue Share Display on Satya Nadella's Monitor
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