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Executives Clarify That Preventing Corporate Exploitation Leaves No Option but Maximum Consumer Pain.

Officials Assure Public They're "Just Waiting for Next Payday" as Interest Payments Alone Could Fund Several Small Countries.

Bipartisan Delegation Leaves Vatican Convinced "Turning It Off" Is a Moral Victory.

Legislation Aims to Optimize Canine-Feline Inventory and Enhance Owner-Operator Efficiency.

The Information Technology Industry Council Today Applauded Lawmakers for Moving the Nation's Energy Infrastructure From 'Actively Ignored' to 'Vaguely Contemplated' Status, Citing Historic Strides in Committee-Level Discussions.

Lawmakers Express a Desire for “more Data” Before Committing to a Definitive Stance on the Practice.

The move is intended to streamline the legislative process and eliminate "subjective human bias" from official titles.

Lawmakers Reconvene to Tackle a Critical New Bill, Completely Overlooking a Looming DHS Shutdown.

A Major Travel Association Has Issued an Unprecedented Plea for Lawmakers to Consider Simply Not Making Things Worse.

After Centuries of Informal Cultural Adoption, the Iconic Raptor Has Finally Secured Its Long-Overdue Official Designation, Ending What Many Experts Called 'a Perilous Symbolic Ambiguity.'

Bipartisan Bill Offers Motorists an Average Savings of 3-7 Cents per Gallon to Combat Global Instability.

Congress Scrambles to Draft Legislation After Realizing New Speculative Platforms Could Directly Expose Its Operational Model.

The Celebrity Gossip Outlet’s New Vertical Promises Candid Glimpses into the Legislative Process, from Beachfront Resorts to Luxury Ski Chalets.

His Shootout Performance against the Vegas Golden Knights Triggered an Emergency Re-Evaluation of Societal Values and the Very Definition of Excellence.