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Uber Execs Unveil 'Bold New Strategy' of Publicly Insulting Only AV Partner

The Ride-Share Giant Believes Undermining Its Exclusive Self-Driving Collaborator Will Foster "Healthy Market Competition."

0 views·May 14

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City Council Votes to Assign Human 'Designated Fall Guy' to Each Robotaxi for Tickets

New Legislation Aims to Streamline Traffic Enforcement by Giving Police a Person to Yell at When Autonomous Vehicles Break the Law.

0 views·May 9

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New Report: Self-Driving Engineers Primarily Skilled in Lateral Career Migration

Experts Confirm Sector's Top Minds Are Masters of Leveraging Pre-Revenue Valuations into New, Equally Pre-Revenue Opportunities.

0 views·Apr 16

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New Mobility 'Big Three' Declared, Still Unable to Handle Heavy Rain

The Formal Declaration Comes despite Fleets' Ongoing Struggles with Basic Meteorological Conditions and Unexpected Encounters with Inanimate Objects.

0 views·Apr 16

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Uber's 'Premium' Robotaxi Service: Automated Luxury for City's Most Deserving

The New Service Prioritizes Comfort and Minimal Existential Dread for San Francisco's Top 0.5%.

0 views·Apr 14

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Tesla's Robotaxis Achieve Full Autonomy in Draining Company's Operating Budget

New Internal Audit Reveals the Revolutionary Fleet Is Currently Only Proficient at Transporting Investor Capital Directly into an Unspecified 'Innovation Black Hole.'

Apr 14

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Tesla FSD V14.3 Update Finally Learns to Not Hit Things

New 'Don't Hit That' Subroutine Lauded as Major Breakthrough for 21St-Century Vehicles.

Apr 14

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Avride Celebrates AI's Precise Execution of Duck Collision Protocol

The Autonomous Vehicle Company Praised Its System for an 'Unwavering Commitment to Data-Driven Decision-Making' despite Community Outcry.

Apr 9

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AI Trucking Firm Boasts Minimal Human Spending En Route to Driverless Future

Bot Auto Celebrates Its "Driver-Out" Milestone, Crediting Innovative "Human-Resource Optimization" for Unprecedented Cost Savings.

Apr 2

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New Robotaxi Safety Feature Enables AI to Dial 911 and Wait for Human Intervention

Leading Autonomous Vehicle Companies Hail 'Human Assist Trigger' as a 'Significant Step Forward' in Offloading Complex Decisions to Emergency Services.

Mar 30

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