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Satirical news on weekend plans. Articles explore the humorous side of leisure, social events, and the quest for relaxation and adventure

7 Unmistakable Signs Your Weekend Plans Now Revolve Entirely Around Laundry
If your Saturday morning routine involves sorting by fabric type rather than happy hour, you might be here.
Weekend Plans Declared Structurally Unsound by Impending Cold Front
Experts Warn Local Residents to Recalibrate All Future Expectations for the Autumn Season.

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