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Aggregated satirical news on the ultra-wealthy. Humorous takes on billionaires, their lifestyles, and wealth disparity

Kidman Launches Luxury 'Exit' Concierge.
Hollywood Icon Nicole Kidman Offers Bespoke End-of-Life Planning for the Ultra-Wealthy, Promising a 'Curated Final Act.'
Sydenham Residents Locate 'Misplaced Asset' After Family Forgets Retrieval Protocol
The Ongoing Search Highlights a Growing Trend of Ultra-Wealthy Individuals Experiencing "Spontaneous De-Accessioning" from Their Meticulously Planned Existences.
New 'Stealth Toy Hauler' Guards Nation's Critical Leisure Assets
The Heavily Armored Luxury Vehicle Promises Ultimate Security for Golf Carts, Jet Skis, and Limited Edition Action Figures during Any Societal Disruption.

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