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Publishers fast-track 'Bedside Manners' for civility crisis
Industry insiders confirm unprecedented demand for guide on basic human decency among adults.
Publishers scramble to re-release 'Bedside Manners' to counter national rudeness epidemic
A major publishing house bets a mass-market paperback can stem the tide of societal incivility, hoping to avert total interpersonal collapse.
Publishing execs declare paperback rights deal 'a major win for tree pulp'
Industry leaders expressed cautious optimism that the transaction signals humanity has not yet entirely abandoned tangible literature.
Nation's Last Hope: 'Bedside Manners' Paperback Rights Acquired
Experts Hail the Acquisition as a Critical Step in Addressing the Systemic Breakdown of Basic Human Interaction Across All Professional Sectors.

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