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#statue damage
3 satirical articles about statue damage on Hambry. Updated live.
City Declares Damaged Ichiro Statue 'More Authentic' than Original Design
Local Officials Laud the Spontaneous "Patina of Reality" Added by an Unforeseen Structural Compromise during Its Unveiling.
New Ichiro Statue Features Pre-Installed 'Authentic Career Wear-and-Tear'
Officials Confirm the Premature Damage Was an Unintended yet 'Artistically Profound' Enhancement to the Bronze Likeness.
Mariners Activate Ichiro Statue for 10-Day IL Stint
The Newly Unveiled Bronze Tribute to the Hall of Famer Sustained an Immediate "Lower Bat Stress Fracture" during Its T-Mobile Park Debut.
