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#state of emergency
3 satirical articles about state of emergency on Hambry. Updated live.
Houston Declares 24-Hour State of Emergency for "Less Rain" Forecast
City Officials Deploy Mental Health Crisis Teams to Cope with Unexpected Weather Normalcy and the Terrifying Prospect of Dry Streets.
Governor Declares State of Emergency, Securing Vital Legislative Paperwork First
The Move Ensures All Necessary Forms Are Filed Correctly before Any Substantive Relief Efforts Commence.
City Declares 'Pre-Moisture' State of Emergency Ahead of Weekend 'Scattered Dampness'
Officials Urge Immediate Shelter-in-Place Protocols for What Meteorologists Are Calling 'the Weekend's Anticipated Scattered Dampness Event.'
