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3 satirical articles about space funding on Hambry. Updated live.
Impulse Space Bags Half-Billion to Ensure Orbital Parking Is Exclusive for Billionaires
Industry Experts Confirm New Funding Secures Celestial Social Distancing for the Ultra-Wealthy, Preventing Accidental Proximity to Anything Less Than Privately-Funded.
Space Agency Hails Viral Optical Illusion as 'Key to Future Funding'
Officials Confirm Cosmic Photography Now Considered Mission-Critical Alongside Actual Science.
NASA 'Thrilled' Moon Still Dangerous, Funding Secured for 500 Years
Experts Confirm Meteor Strikes Provide 'Invaluable Data' Proving Future Lunar Colonization Will Be Astronomically Expensive.
