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2 satirical articles about skyline garden club on Hambry. Updated live.
Members Will Undergo Rigorous Conditioning to Prevent Common "Pruning Elbow" and "Wheelbarrow Back."
Citing the Rigorous Demands of Modern Horticulture, a Local Gardening Association Now Requires Members to Pass Physical Tests to Ensure "Optimal Performance" in the Garden.
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