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3 satirical articles about sexual misconduct allegations on Hambry. Updated live.

Congressman Resigns to Pursue 'Passion Projects' Requiring Less Public Oversight
Move Allows Former Representative to Focus on 'Reputation Management' and 'Strategic Non-Disclosure Agreements.'
Swalwell Heroically Steps down to Focus on Allegations He Denies
The Former Gubernatorial Hopeful Will Now Dedicate His Full Attention to the "Challenging yet Ultimately Rewarding Process" of Personal Brand Fortification.
Swalwell's Endorsers Retract Support After Discovering Character Is a Factor
Fellow Democrats Reportedly Stunned to Learn Campaign Viability Can Be Impacted by Candidate's Personal Conduct.

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