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Industry Experts Laud Convenience of Spending Nearly a Grand to Avoid Pushing a Stick for Twenty Minutes a Week.
Leading experts cite a recent incident involving a self-navigating vacuum as definitive proof that humanity’s survival hinges on immediate, massive financial intervention.
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