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The Da's Office Announced a New Task Force Dedicated to Highly Visible, Easily Condemned Crimes, Citing Predictable Outrage as a Key Performance Metric.
A groundbreaking new protocol ensures fewer trials clog up court dockets by preemptively misplacing key investigative materials.
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