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Four Highly Paid Bengals Learn They Are Not yet Fully Human
Team Officials Confirm Players Expected to Demonstrate Basic Motor Skills for Second Year in a Row.
Broncos Offer 'Legends' Lucrative off-Field Roles in Exchange for Not Playing Football
The Franchise Has Created Highly Compensated "Legacy Ambassador" Positions, Ensuring Beloved Former Players Can Retire in Denver without Ever Stepping on the Field.

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