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2 satirical articles about my chemical romance on Hambry. Updated live.
Acknowledging an "Insatiable Appetite for Controlled Melancholy," Management Believes It Can Delay Conversion into an Amazon Fulfillment Center by 18-24 Months.
The Monster Mall Pivots to 'Curated Malaise' with a My Chemical Romance Tribute Band, Hoping to Monetize Forgotten Teen Angst.
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