#music festival
Aggregates satirical news articles on music festivals. Covers humorous stories about lineups, attendees, and the absurdities of festival life
NBA Draft to Briefly Pause Alicia Keys Concert for Minor Player Announcements
Fans Express Excitement for the Four Hours of 'Empire State of Mind' Remixes, with a Few Prospects Rumored to Be in Attendance.
Paypal Park to Host First Concert, Venue Operators Just Discovered Sound Waves
The Digital Payment-Branded Stadium Will Finally Experience Human Joy Beyond 2.9% Transaction Fees.
Coachella's Main Stage Bows to 'Light Atmospheric Disturbance.'
The Festival's State-of-the-Art Structure, Designed to Withstand Influencer Selfie-Stick Incursions, Proved No Match for a Gentle Evening Breeze.
Bella Hadid Observed Clothed in Public, Prompts Immediate Analysis
Media Outlets Dispatch Rapid-Response Teams to Confirm Reports of Fabric Use at Major Music Festival.
Coachella Unveils 'Random a-Lister' Program to Generate Organic Virality
The Annual Music Festival Has Formalized a New Initiative Ensuring at Least One Seemingly Spontaneous, yet Meticulously Scheduled, a-List Appearance per Headliner.
