#medical research
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Pharma to Begin 30-Year Study on Turning Dirt-Cheap Fungi Into Billion-Dollar Alzheimer's Pill
Industry Leaders Assure the Public That Rigorous Trials Are Essential to Ensure a Natural Compound Can Be Patented and Priced Effectively.
Experts Applaud 'Proactive' Study of Universally Fatal Brain Virus
After Decades of Known Cases, Researchers Are Finally Attempting to Understand a Virus with a near 100% Fatality Rate.
Groundbreaking Study Reveals Fat Loss Comes with Muscle Loss
Researchers Express Surprise that Reducing Total Body Mass Involves Reducing the Mass of the Body.
Groundbreaking Study Finds Cells Maintain 'Stemness' by Not Becoming Something Else
Researchers Hail the Critical 'Stemness Checkpoint' that Prevents Stem Cells from Spontaneously Differentiating Into, Say, a Kidney Bean.
Long COVID Expands 'Health Disruption' Platform to Include Cardiac Suite
Researchers Stunned to Discover Global Pandemic Might Actually Have Lasting Consequences beyond Initial Illness.
New Study Confirms Cheap, Decades-Old Drug Still Has Zero Luxury Branding Potential
Major Pharmaceutical Companies Express Bewilderment at a Viable Treatment Option that Doesn't Require a $12,000 Annual Markup.
Groundbreaking New Research Confirms Human Body Is, in Fact, All Connected
Scientists Announce a Revolutionary Technology Proving Organs Don't Exist in Isolated, Functional Vacuums.
Breakthrough Quantum Sensors Reveal Cells Are Mostly Just Extremely Tired
Researchers Confirm Cellular Burnout Is a Widespread, Pre-Existing Condition, Paving the Way for Targeted Micro-Espresso Delivery Systems.
