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2 satirical articles about lunar flyby on Hambry. Updated live.
NASA Officials Confirm Crew Is "Experiencing Acute Eloquence Deficits" and Have Been Cleared for Non-Verbal Communications Only.
Artemis II Crew Successfully Wastes Taxpayer Money Proving the Moon Is Still Exactly where We Left It.
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