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Officials Confirm New Protocols Allow for Faster Prosecution of Non-Human Offenses, Freeing up Resources From ‘messier’ Human Cases.
A groundbreaking new protocol ensures fewer trials clog up court dockets by preemptively misplacing key investigative materials.
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