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2 satirical articles about laundry day on Hambry. Updated live.

7 Unmistakable Signs Your Weekend Plans Now Revolve Entirely Around Laundry
If your Saturday morning routine involves sorting by fabric type rather than happy hour, you might be here.

Laundry Day: A Story for the Ages, Apparently
One must confess, upon receiving the brief for this particular dispatch, a profound sense of weariness. To be tasked with commenting upon the domestic arrangements of a professional athlete—his soiled socks, no less—feels rather like being asked to review the structural integrity of a particularly flimsy garden shed.

