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The League Confirms Top-Performing Athletes Will Now Be Immediately Fractioned and Sold as Tradable Derivatives, Ensuring Maximum Capital Efficiency From Human Potential.
Facing a Five-Game Skid, the Milwaukee Brewers Have Tapped Hard-Throwing Prospect Jacob Misiorowski to Not Only Pitch, but to Fundamentally Alter the Team's Metaphysical State and Suppress Rival Fan Morale.
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