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2 satirical articles about house of representatives on Hambry. Updated live.
Bipartisan Coalition Hails Move as "Proactive Defense Spending" Designed to Ensure a Steady, Profitable Pipeline of Global Crises for Generations to Come.
Move Allows Former Representative to Focus on 'Reputation Management' and 'Strategic Non-Disclosure Agreements.'
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