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Analysts Confirm the Precarious Balance of Civilization Hinges on the Slugger's Ability to Replicate Tuesday's Two-Homer Performance Against the Marlins.
The team’s financial department announced that after a five-homer series, the slugger has temporarily shifted from a net liability to a marginal asset.
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