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Aggregates satirical news on the Hollywood elite. Features humorous takes on celebrity culture, fame, and industry trends

Study Confirms Celebrities Over 40, with Infinite Resources, Still Find Mates
A Landmark Study Confirms That Wealth, Fame, and Endless Cosmetic Enhancements Significantly Increase the Odds of Finding Companionship for the Aging Elite.
Celebrities Are Genuinely Bioluminescent, and It's High Time We Admit It
The Recent Tiffany & Co. Blue Book Event Offered Irrefutable Evidence That Hollywood's Elite Possess an Innate, Sparkling Glow.

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