#gen z
Aggregates satirical news articles and humorous takes on Generation Z. Features the latest Gen Z parody, satire, and comedic cultural observations
Gen Z Pioneers 'Lavender Marriage' to Split Streaming Costs
Experts Laud Generation for Innovative Financial Strategy That Also Secures Optimal Apartment Viewing Slots.
Millennials, Gen Z Merely 'Optimizing for Shorter Life Cycles,' Study Finds
New Research Indicates Younger Generations Are Streamlining Their Biological Processes for Maximal Efficiency, Experts Confirm.
Kohl's Launches "Project: Gen Z Glow-Up" with Mandatory Tiktok Dance Training for All Associates
The Struggling Department Store, Desperate to Shed Its 'Your Aunt's Favorite Coupon Destination' Image, Believes Awkward Viral Content Is the Key to Capturing a Generation That Prefers Thrifting to Traditional Retail.
Tanzania Bans Rallies, Forces Gen Z to Protest Exclusively Through Tiktok Dances and Diss Tracks
Officials Believe the Move Will Deter Youth, Completely Missing the Point That No One Under 30 Was Ever Going to Show up to a Dusty Town Square Anyway.
Study: Using AI to Date Signals Total Inability to Form Human Connection.
Turns Out, Outsourcing Your Personality Isn't as Hot as Silicon Valley Promised.
Therapists Prescribing 'Main Character Syndrome' to Combat Existential Dread of Basic Chores
The Groundbreaking Therapeutic Approach Encourages Individuals to Internalize a Compelling Narrative, Transforming Mundane Tasks Into Epic Cinematic Sequences.
Microsoft President Hears Gen Z's AI Job Concerns, Adds to Feature Request Backlog
The Tech Giant Promises to Carefully Review Student Feedback as It Deploys the Next Wave of Job-Automating Solutions.
Knox Jolie-Pitt's Graduation Fight Deemed 'Essential' for Personal Brand Synergy
Cultural Analysts Praise the Dramatic Flare-Up as a Crucial, Organic Content Moment for the Next Generation of Nepo Babies.
Gen Z Picks Gas Over 'That Girl' Vibe, Stunning Economists.
The Generation Raised on Filtered Selfies Now Faces the Brutal Choice Between Looking Digitally Enhanced and Literally Getting Somewhere.
Gen Z Diversifies 'Comfort Assets' with Plastic Toys, Citing Bleak Economic Forecasts
The Generation Known for Crushing Debt and Avocado Toast Is Now Hedging Against Collapse with Rare Pokémon Cards and Limited-Edition Plushies.
Gen Z's Top Idol Is Man Who Optimized Life for Zero Output, Maximum Passive Income
Researchers Express Surprise That the Coveted Demographic Values Pure Extraction Over Any Discernible Talent or Effort.
7 Signs You're Definitely Watching a Movie with Gen Z
From the instant commentary to the inexplicable lingo, prepare for a cinematic experience unlike any other.
Youth Embrace 'Retro' Tech to Make Digital Detox a More Shareable Aesthetic
A New Study Confirms That the Allure of Flip Phones and Vinyl Records Is Primarily Driven by Their Potential for Curated Online Content.
Gen Z Cancels AI for "Trying Too Hard," Demands Authentic Human Incompetence.
A New Report Indicates the 'Ai-Native' Generation Is Rejecting Algorithmic Perfection in Favor of Content Exhibiting Visible Human Struggle.
Gen Z's Top 'Movies' Are Now Just 'for You Page' Compilations, Study Finds
A Groundbreaking New Report Reveals That the Generation's Most Acclaimed Cinematic Experiences Are Indistinguishable From Algorithmic Content Feeds.
Pop Icon's 'Daring' New Sound Found to Be 98% Algorithmically Pre-Approved
Industry Insiders Confirm the Pop Star's Latest "Bold Artistic Pivot" Adheres Strictly to Proprietary Fan Engagement Metrics and Trend Forecasting Models.
Symphony Orchestra Announces Mandatory EDM Drops to Appeal to Youths
Citing 'Catastrophic Demographic Shifts,' Artistic Director Confirms All Future Concerts Will Feature Bass Drops and Smoke Machines.
Studio Rebrands 'Green Day-Inspired' Film to Maximize TikTok Algorithm
Executives Confirm the Comedy's New Title, 'Main Character Energy: the Movie,' Is Optimized for Peak Gen Z Discoverability and Scroll-Stopping Potential.
School Play Rebrands Classic Epic for Declining Youth Attention Spans
A Groundbreaking High School Theater Department Has Unveiled a New Adaptation Designed to Eliminate All Non-Memeable Plot Points from 'the Odyssey'.
Automakers Finally Notice Gen Z Isn't Watching Cable
Industry Experts Reportedly Shocked by Data Indicating Primary Advertising Demographic Has Migrated to Platforms outside Linear Television.
Gen Z's AI Excitement Plummets After Encountering Actual AI
A New Report Confirms Widespread Disillusionment as Young Adults Discover the Technology Falls Short of Sci-Fi Promises.
White House Launches 'War Mode' Content Strategy to Boost Conflict Engagement Metrics
New Initiative Blends Real-Time Geopolitical Updates with Video Game Aesthetics to Capture Gen Z Attention.
