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Professional Basket-Tossing and the Predictable Allure of the Wager
The NBA is investigating whether its entire sport is an elaborate gambling scheme, a revelation Sir Sours finds utterly unsurprising and rather tardy. He notes that the constant chatter of 'point spreads' always hinted at a certain 'flexibility of purpose' in American basket-tossing.
Ex-NBA Star First to Say, 'I Did It'
Prosecutors Hail a New Era of Jurisprudence where Individuals Are Finally Taking Responsibility for Their Actions.

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