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Aggregates satirical news articles on professional sports free agency. Humorous takes on player contracts, team negotiations, and roster changes

Harper Fears 'Lost Momentum' Could Threaten His Next Nine-Figure Deal.
Phillies Star, Already Raking in $27.5 Million This Year, Clarifies That "the Sport" Refers Primarily to the Exponential Growth of His Personal Earnings.
Fever Issue 'Core Qualifying Offer,' Legally Preventing Player from Escaping
The Indiana Fever's Latest Contractual Maneuver Ensures the Team Retains Maximum Leverage while the Player Remains Strategically Attached.

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