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Experts Suggest Such Events Are Now a Vital, If Understated, Pillar of Civic Infrastructure.
State Leadership Cites "Unprecedented Psychological Impact" of Husker Blowout, Urges Citizens to Re-Engage with Less Competitive Hobbies.
Analysts Warn against Widespread Emotional Instability as Statistically Meaningless Regular Season Fixture Draws Near.
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