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Denver Broncos satirical news. Aggregates humorous articles, parody, and comedy pieces about the team, its players, and latest developments

Broncos Offer 'Legends' Lucrative off-Field Roles in Exchange for Not Playing Football
The Franchise Has Created Highly Compensated "Legacy Ambassador" Positions, Ensuring Beloved Former Players Can Retire in Denver without Ever Stepping on the Field.
Broncos Owners Acquire Rockies Stake to Master Consistent Underperformance
Billionaire Sports Magnates Hope to Apply "Rockies Method" to Other Struggling Assets and Even Political Campaigns.
Broncos GM Clarifies Payton's 'Visionary' Waddle Comments Are 'Aspirational'
Team Asserts Coach's Remarks Represent Innovative 'Pre-Emptive Roster Visualization' Technique.

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