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2 satirical articles about defense spending on Hambry. Updated live.
Bipartisan Coalition Hails Move as "Proactive Defense Spending" Designed to Ensure a Steady, Profitable Pipeline of Global Crises for Generations to Come.
Defense Officials Unveil "Strategic Excellence Acquisition and Transformation Initiative," Aiming to Procure Optimal Performance as a Service Rather than Developing It Organically.
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