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A new study claims to definitively categorize human romantic inclinations into six archetypes, a simplification that raises questions about human complexity and the persistent appeal of predictable satisfaction. The report’s findings are touted as revolutionary, even as the author notes the unchanging nature of snack consumption and corporate strategy.
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