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2 satirical articles about daily frustrations on Hambry. Updated live.
The Celestial Squatters Above Us Are Not Mere Atmospheric Phenomena; They Are Active Saboteurs of Human Joy and Must Be Brought to Heel.
I Hang, I Warn, I Absorb Your Sighs, and Honestly, the Existential Weight of Constant Malfunction Is Starting to Fray My Laminated Edges.
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