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2 satirical articles about climate patterns on Hambry. Updated live.
The Groundbreaking Report Suggests Residents Can Stop Checking Forecasts and Simply Return to Their Regularly Scheduled Programming of Driving Nowhere Slowly.
Meteorologists Across the Country Report a Statistically Improbable Lack of Deviation from Seasonal Norms, Prompting Widespread Existential Dread.
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