The News, Remastered
2 satirical articles about city initiatives on Hambry. Updated live.
Mayor Touts Sticky Asphalt, Limited Public Restrooms, and 2008 Blockbusters as City's Path to Unprecedented Revitalization.
The Mayor Announced Aggressive New Initiatives, Including Mandatory Daily "Skill-Building" Drills for All Municipal Employees and a New Official City Anthem Played Exclusively on Vuvuzelas.
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