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2 satirical articles about cinema attendance on Hambry. Updated live.
Industry Analysts Confirm the Primary Draw Was the Promise of Two Uninterrupted Hours Free From Spouse, Children, and the Existential Dread of Their Own Living Room.
New Initiative Promises to Rank Opulent Screening Rooms While Local Cinemas Struggle to Keep Lights On.
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