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The team cited "unprecedented fan tolerance for sustained disappointment" as a key factor in the groundbreaking shift.
The Team's Latest Defeat Is Heralded as a Triumph of Data-Driven Emotional Manipulation, Designed to Cultivate Long-Term Loyalty.
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