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2 satirical articles about cannatrol on Hambry. Updated live.
The proprietary "Hydro-Synaptic Curing System" promises to eliminate the twin scourges of excessive moisture and insufficient fluffiness.
While Big Tech pushes "precision," I say our cannabis needs less circuitry and more spiritual connection.
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