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California Halts New AI Toy Sales, Declares Children Finally Safe From Future Tech It Helped Create
Officials Confident the New Ban Will Prevent Any Direct Exposure to Artificial Intelligence Until at Least Puberty.
California shifts focus from fire maps to flood zones, calls it progress.
State officials praise new "diversified natural disaster portfolio" as atmospheric river saturates parched land.

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