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Boston Marathon Record Now 'Problematic' for Brand Sustainability
The Unprecedented Speed Threatens Existing Sponsorship Tiers and Future Athlete Recruitment, According to Race Officials.
Marathon Champs Consider Throwing Race to Avoid Eternal Sponsorship Obligations
Reigning Boston Marathon Winners Reportedly Weighing the Career Implications of Securing a Second Consecutive Major Title.
Reigning Boston Marathon Champions Return, Reportedly to Prevent New Narratives.
The Back-To-Back Hopefuls Confirmed They Felt It Was Crucial to Maintain Existing Story Arcs, Citing Concerns Over 'Narrative Instability' in the Highly Competitive Sport.
City Prepares for Unprecedented 40-Degree 'Ice Age' Ahead of Marathon Monday
Bostonians Are Reportedly 'Shell-Shocked' by the Impending Arrival of Typical Spring Temperatures.
