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2 satirical articles about athlete welfare on Hambry. Updated live.
FIFA Unveils $2 Billion Plan to Make World Cup 'Tolerably Unpleasant' for Players
Organizers Insist the Unprecedented Budget for Advanced Cooling Systems and Mandatory Hydration Breaks Will Not Detract From the Sport's Integrity or the Joy of Watching Athletes Struggle in a Heat Dome.
Championship Gymnast Briefly Attends Class to Appease Ncaa's 'Student' Charade
The University of Oklahoma Has Confirmed That Senior Faith Torrez Was Required to Complete a Minimum 30 Minutes of 'Textbook Adjacent Activity' Following Her Historic All-Around Title Win.
