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An Open Letter to All Muddy Paws, Hooves, and Claws
Your Recent Contributions to the Earth's Surface Have Caused Undue Distress and Scholarly Confusion among Our Youngest, Most Earnest 'Detectives.'
Apr 13, 2026
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