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3 satirical articles about animal rights protests on Hambry. Updated live.
The Recent Protests in Madison Are a Misguided Attempt to Strip Our Furry, Feathered, and Finned Friends of Their Very Identities.
New "Ethical Enclosure" Program Promises Memory Foam Bedding and Expanded Data Collection Opportunities.
New Predictive Analytics Model Forecasts Activist Movements, Reroutes Them to 'Less Impactful' Zones.
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