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NBA Mandates Minimum of 10 Mock Drafts Before Teams Can Make Actual Picks
League Officials Cite 'Critical Revenue Streams' and 'Fan Emotional Investment' as Reasons for Formalizing the Pre-Draft Speculation Industry.
Adam Silver Asks Clippers Investigation to Kindly Evaporate by Q3
League Source Confirms Probe's Timeline Is Now "Contingent on How Long It Takes Everyone to Forget."
NBA Clarifies: 80-Game Schedule Served as Extended Pre-Season
Commissioner Adam Silver Reportedly Thanked Fans for Enduring the 'Necessary but Frankly Tedious' Warm-up Period.

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