New Climate Solution Instantly Complicates Itself With Unforeseen Natural Processes
Scientists confirm the planet continues to operate under its own rules, much to the dismay of venture capitalists.
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Nation’s Venture Capitalists Discover AI Is The Only Thing Worth Funding Anymore
February’s record-breaking startup investment figures attributed almost entirely to three companies, sparking existential dread among non-AI founders.
AI Startup Gushwork Secures $9 Million to Automate Human Interaction Out of Existence
Investors laud the company's groundbreaking ability to generate 'leads' from the digital void, bypassing the messy reality of actual human connection.
