#supreme court
Aggregating satirical news on the Supreme Court. Find humor and parody about SCOTUS decisions, justices, and legal drama
Kamala Harris to Brave Louisiana for Justice, 2028 Campaign Announced Mid-Speech
Aides Confirm the Former VP Will Single-Handedly Reverse Decades of Systemic Oppression, Then Promptly Secure Her Party's Nomination.
A Rather Pedestrian Attempt at Tyranny, Say States in New Lawsuit
A coalition of states, led by New York, has filed a rather peculiar lawsuit alleging that the Trump administration's tariffs constitute an 'illegal end run' around the Supreme Court — but primarily because it wasn't a *spectacular enough* end run, a grievance Sir Sours finds particularly lamentable.
Supreme Court Clarifies Rights as 'Optional Add-Ons,' Not Core Package
The Nation's Highest Court Moves to Optimize the Bill of Rights for 21St-Century Flexibility and User Choice.
Supreme Court Rules Therapist's Free Speech Includes Telling Kids What's Wrong with Them
High Court's 8-1 Decision for an Adult Therapist in Colorado Redefines Scope of First Amendment for Minors.
Supreme Court Begins 3-Year Study on Whether Being 'Born Here' Makes You American
The Nation’s Highest Court Launches an Exhaustive, Multi-Million Dollar Inquiry into the Dictionary Definition of 'Born' and the Geographical Coordinates of 'Here.'
High Court Rules Federal Bureaucracy's Plodding Pace Essential to Democracy
Justification for Delays, Red Tape, and Institutional Friction Hailed as Nation’s True Bulwark against Hasty Leadership.
