Justices clarify that the First Amendment protects expression, provided said expression doesn't disrupt the delicate balance of global trade or, you know, impact profit margins.
4d ago
Justices grapple with historical precedent, wondering if colonial-era cannabis use aligns with contemporary Second Amendment interpretations.
4d ago
Attorneys General argue that the latest tariff strategy lacks the bold, unconstitutional flair expected from a modern executive.
4d ago
In a landmark decision, the nation's highest court acknowledged the administration's consistent use of non-factual statements as a valid form of testimony.
6d ago
A landmark ruling declares the popular quiz platform's recommendations carry the weight of law, particularly in matters of romance and personal identity.
6d ago
Former President reportedly concerned about the potential loss of vital 'For You Page' content and the impact on national morale.
Mar 3
Justices weigh whether to streamline the process of transferring undervalued homes directly into county coffers, citing 'efficiency gains' for local municipalities.
Feb 26
Justice Thomas's Landmark Ruling Elevates Postal Service Above Petty Voter Grievances; Experts Predict Spike in 'Ballot-Themed Performance Art.'
Feb 25
Journalists now required to submit comedic interpretations of their own findings to a newly formed 'Department of Jovial Oversight' before publication.
Feb 25
Justices rule US Postal Service now operates under 'Good Faith Best Effort' clause, allowing for creative interpretation of delivery.
Feb 25
Sources close to the Oval Office confirm new judicial branch to be staffed entirely by 'people who get it.'
Feb 25
Nation's highest court affirms USPS's sovereign immunity, paving the way for 'Strategic Non-Delivery' as a core service offering.
Feb 24
Sources indicate a groundbreaking philosophical debate has erupted within the legal community regarding the precise definition of future actions.
Feb 24
